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"wham" (sound of fist hitting a big coon nose). hahahahahah the gook laughed as the coon fell down hard on his head. he didnt seem to get up maybe it was because of the sharp metal spike that got jammed up his ass. stuff nose who put it there (it was me u stupid narrator) said some gook in a gookish language. dont talk to me in that stupid gook tone. well back to the story. there was dead coons everywhere but all the gooks seem to be still standing so i threw some grenades. heh heh heh bang bang KABOOM. ewww i got showered in gookishness and cooness. well after having a shower and rubbing that easy 1 out while listening to britney spears i d

so anyways there i was just a walkin down the street singin du a diddy diddy dum diddy doo. when i saw this gook who was holding somethin couldnt see wat it was well anyways i couldnt care less wat it was but it was somethin but ill tell u about it in a future joural because its important and all and yas need to know. well anyway this gook says to me "shut up" well i think thats wat he said it was kinda in fit language and yer it made me sad so i tooks out me crow bar or an iron bar of some description and i smashed his knee caps in and this gook started screamin his head of so it was my turn to tell him to shut up. later that day i found ou

well like yer i was walking along this road the other day and i saw this shiny thing so i went to pick it up and i was like woah 10 cents n i was like this :D so i continued to walk while flicking my newly acquired 10 cents in the air when i seen this person who looked like a gook u kno the way they look squinty eyes and black hair all the same anyway, this gook tried to tell me that the 10 cents i had was his and im like no way u lare i found it fair and sqaure then he said somethin in his home language sounded like he was having a fit. then i burst into laughter it was just too much for me. well i just walked of continuing my walk. and i s