"wham" (sound of fist hitting a big coon nose). hahahahahah the gook laughed as the coon fell down hard on his head. he didnt seem to get up maybe it was because of the sharp metal spike that got jammed up his ass. stuff nose who put it there (it was me u stupid narrator) said some gook in a gookish language. dont talk to me in that stupid gook tone. well back to the story. there was dead coons everywhere but all the gooks seem to be still standing so i threw some grenades. heh heh heh bang bang KABOOM. ewww i got showered in gookishness and cooness.

well after having a shower and rubbing that easy 1 out while listening to britney spears i decided to go for another walk down the main street. when i seen the gooks all crowded around a public telephone. well anyways it sounded like they were telling there relatives to jump on a boat and float over to our country. well i thought to myself this is not going to happen so i explained to them that i was some government guy wouldnt matter who i said there so dumb and they listened to me when i told them to tell there relatives to not get on the boat but instead become emo and cut them selves. then as i was walking away i threw some more grenades and killed them gooks to and blew the phone box up so no other gooks can tell there relatives to come over.

well then i was a still walking and i seen something that was like a gold coin on the ground and its like woah that is so mine so i pixed it up it was 2 dollars my lucky day i was so like happy and all <<<<<< me smiling because of my newly acquired 2 dollars. so i stood there with my finger pointing to my chin as i pondered what to spend it on. well i went and bought a couple of condoms (hehe evil pondering). well with my newly aquired condoms i walked around till i found an asian looking guy. i snuck up behind him and stretched a condom over his head suffacating the gook till he was dead then because im so mean i kicked his nose in untill the condom was full of blood. well ya can only guees wat i used the other condom for......